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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Unholy Rollers (1972)



Sometimes it’s fun to watch movies (especially older, low budget genre movies) when you’re really tired.  I’m talking barely keeping your eyes open, oncoming coma-nap tired.  You may wonder why that would be a state you’d want to be in, since sleeping through a film is antithetical to the whole movie-going experience (and in fact, a great many experiences, believe it or not).  The answer lies in the narrow space between consciousness and unconsciousness.  As your lids grow heavy, and the snap of the film’s soundtrack crackles from your television like a siren song, your mind enters a sort of waking dream state, and you feel as if you’re watching the movie from your childhood perspective (at least, that’s the way it works for me).  This feeling recalls the lazy Saturday afternoons watching creature double features and martial arts marathons.  It is, in my opinion, the closest I will ever come to actual time travel, and the beauty part is, it’s time travel back to the good times in my life (not to say I’ve lived a miserable life, but I prefer the ups to the downs, don’t you?).  It’s like a drug that gives you a few minutes of the purest nostalgia, and it never feels false.  Granted, it doesn’t happen all the time, and sometimes when you watch a film while exhausted all you do is pass out, but when the pieces all fall into place, it’s a marvelous sensation made all the more valuable by its transience.  I’ve heard tell that some people like to do the same thing while having sex (under the influence of certain chemicals, since if anything should keep you awake, I’d think it would be a right, good rogering), and while I haven’t undertaken that specific adventure, I can definitely understand its appeal.

Karen (the late, great Claudia Jennings) works in a cat food factory and loves watching her favorite roller derby team, The Avengers (just not at the same time).  After walking out on her job, however, she needs some new employment, so she decides to try out for (and obviously manages to get on) her beloved squad.  Karen’s personality clashes with everyone around her, and as her star ascends, her life declines.

I think it is interesting to note that Vernon Zimmerman’s Unholy Rollers lists a certain Martin Scorsese as Supervising Editor (something I’m sure most reviews of this film emphasize, and I’m clearly no different).  Naturally, Scorsese (to my knowledge) had no hand in the screenwriting process or the actual production of the film, but on some level he would have to have contributed to forming the film during the post-production process (how much, I couldn’t say, so let’s just accept that what I’m saying here is possibly tenuous or even a conceivable flight of fancy).  With this in mind, the film is loose in structure, nonlinear.  There is a narrative at play, but it doesn’t move from A to B to C.  Elements are dropped into the film and then forgotten, and then maybe later on they’ll be reintroduced, and maybe they won’t.  This is the same sort of approach to structure that can be observed in films like Mean Streets, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, and even The Wolf of Wall Street.  Since 1972 was the same year Scorsese directed Boxcar Bertha for Roger Corman and American International Pictures, I think it would be fair to say that there’s an argument to be made about the connections between this film’s approach to its story and that director (though any detailed discussion should likely be reserved for a more thoroughly researched, in-depth investigation than we’ll take here).

It’s this nonlinear style that I would suggest elevates Unholy Rollers slightly above this type of genre fare being produced at this point in history.  The film takes chances, and it doesn’t fill in all the blanks for the audience, who then have to either make connections for themselves or accept (or dismiss) what they’re seeing at face value.  One of the key moments exemplifying this is when Karen visits her mother (played by the legendary Kathleen Freeman).  We know instantly that their relationship is rocky at best, and that Karen is at a point where she is desperate for someone to reach out to (Karen’s mother doesn’t even smile upon seeing her daughter, and would rather wrap her lips around a cigarette than kiss her overeager child).  The scene takes a turn when (childhood?) friend Duane (Dennis Redfield) shows up to say hello.  One of his arms is crippled, but we’re given no indication of how this happened (In Vietnam?  In a car accident?  Was Karen involved?).  Karen’s mood suddenly changes, and she makes excuses to leave, now realizing that you can’t go home again, literally and figuratively.  This is the first and the last time that either of these supporting characters are seen or spoken of at all in the film, but I believe they are participants in the most important moments in it.  Not all of the film’s scenes have the impact of this one, but what they do is produce a cumulative effect in delineating Karen’s character and charting the arc of her story (which we can read as the arc of her life), and it does it quite well.

Outside of very rough notions, I have little-to-no direct knowledge of the sport of roller derby.  I know (or deduced from a throwaway line of dialogue about the game not being this exciting for thirty-five years) that it has been around since the late Thirties/early Forties, that it involves people skating in a circle, and that one of them scores points while the others throw elbows (massive generalizations, I know).  In that way, I used to think of it kind of as NASCAR without the vehicles (and indoors).  Color me surprised when Unholy Rollers describes the game as being as flamboyantly spectacle-driven as pro wrestling (something I loved for a few years in my youth).  Team managers (coaches?) Horace McKay (John Mitchell) and Angie Striker (Maxine Gates) trot around the infield, gesticulating and yelling, dressed in eye-searing outfits (think: “Classy” Freddie Blassie).  Horace regularly enjoys getting the boot in on the opposing players, either personally or through Demons’ (the “bad” team he leads) henchman/mascot Masked Marvin, who bounces around in tights, a cape, and (obviously) a mask.  Angie would give Edith Massey a run for her money (perhaps not in the realm of “egg lovin’,” but, y’know…), brandishing a large bullwhip at all times.  The players are trained to “sell” hits to the audience (both sitting in the bleachers and watching on television).  

But intriguingly, some of the assumedly manufactured animosity makes its way off the track and interweaves itself into the characters’ personal lives.  You could argue that the reason Karen finds herself the target of a lot of this is because she is a staunch non-conformist (best displayed by the tattoo she gets and flaunts as her symbol; the idea of a woman with a tattoo being something out of which much is made, which only goes to show just how much times have changed), and the entire metaphor of the film is about the rejection of conformity, no matter the cost (a sort of “die on your feet” analogy).  Conversely, you could say that the film champions the idea of conformity, and that Karen’s asshole-ish attitude (this is, after all, a person who fires a gun at random targets  while riding down the street on the back of a motorcycle) is what undoes her (a bit more nefarious, but no less legitimate, I think).  Either way, I think that this film endeavors to be deeper than its surface elements, and, by and large, it succeeds.

MVT:  I was going to give it to the film’s structure and approach to storytelling, because I do think it’s ambitious, but I think I have to give it instead to Jennings (once again).  She truly does a marvelous job carrying the weight of the film, and reminds me that her star burnt bright for far too short a time.

Make or Break:  The first derby scene is extremely well-done.  Combining overlapping dialogue, solid handheld camerawork, and subjective camerawork, the sequence delivers on both the experience of watching a match as well as the experience of being in one.

Score:  6.75/10      

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Airborne (1993)

I have never rollerbladed.  By the time it caught on and became yet another “Extreme Sport” (or “X-Treme” for the marketing savvy), I was well and fully over it.  I did, however, rollerskate on occasion back in the day (cue the theme to The Andy Griffith Show).  And like most things in my youth that I took joy in, I did it in the most low-rent, Army Pete, hand-me-down sort of way imaginable.  My first pair of rollerskates (nay, my only pair) were these hideous white leather numbers with red accents.  They were maybe a step up from the metal slabs with wheels that you could just strap onto the bottom of your sneakers.  What made them even more exceptionally crappy were the tiny clay wheels.  They looked like they were made out of very old rocks (possible from Stonehenge), and they were as noisy as the proverbial dump truck rolling through a nitroglycerin plant (thank you, Uncle Lewis).  They were the kind of wheels that if you hit anything thicker than a leaf, you stopped dead and went ass over chisel onto the very unforgiving ground.  There was also no way to stop on the skates, so you either grabbed onto the nearest solid object (usually a nice, rusty fence) or ran into the nearest patch of grass (which again would send you ass over chisel onto the very unforgiving ground).  I don’t recall if I ever wore them to the local skate rink, Skate Odyssey, but I want to say I probably did.  After all, there was no way I could afford skate rentals, and the rink wouldn’t have larger skates for a kid like me with extraordinarily wide, fat feet (which I still have and the shitty arches to go with them).  Yes, dear reader, I most likely rode around Skate Odyssey, jamming to Loverboy’s “Working for the Weekend,” wearing a pair of rollerskates that would have sent Jim Bray into fits of apoplexy.  And I did it with my head held high (or at the absolute minimum, not hung in shame).  Stick that in your pipe, Mitchell Goosen (Shane McDermott)! 

The aforementioned Mitchell (whom, bizarrely, no one ever refers to as “Goose”) just loves blading from his house to the beach and catching some tasty waves every single day of his lazy life.  However, when his parents (Louan Gideon and Jim Jansen) get a grant to do a zoological study in Australia, Mitch finds himself shunted off to Cincinnati, Ohio with Aunt Irene (Edie McClurg) and Uncle Louis (Patrick O’Brien).  Teaming up with oddball cousin Wiley (Seth Green), Mitchell soon discovers that his laidback attitude may be a bit much in the landlocked states of the Union.

The very first thing that should strike you about Rob Bowman’s Airborne is its heavy reliance on fantasies.  What’s a little more interesting is in how we are introduced to this motif.  When Mitchell goes to his first class at his new school, he catches the eye of Jack’s (Chris Conrad) girlfriend Debbie (Katrina Fiebig).  This is immediately followed by Jack grabbing Mitchell and throwing him through a window.  But, of course, our very next cut is of Jack, fuming but seated, this shot matching the one which preceded his outburst.  Mere moments later, Debbie fantasizes about Mitchell with his shirt off, sunlight beaming down over him.  The first two fantasies in the film don’t belong to our protagonist, yet they go a long way in grounding the approach to the story and the world that Mitchell has entered.  These are teens, and teens have very strong, very immediate urges.  It’s also a great shorthand to set up some primary character relationships.  It doesn’t really pay off on any of them (which I’ll get to later), but their establishment is solid stuff.  

By contrast, Mitchell constantly fantasizes about the rolling waves he misses so much.  What’s odd here is that, the wave symbolism has no deeper connection to the plot, its on-the-nose explanation from the protagonist being as skin deep as skin deep gets (which would be just skin deep).  In what is perhaps one of the most frustrating dream sequences ever put on film, we see the waves, Mitchell wakes up, and then relates his convoluted dream which we have not been privy to outside of the water imagery.  All of the fantasies in the film are frustrating in similar regard because outside of generating a slight amount of visual stimulation, they have no bearing on the story whatsoever.  In that respect at least, they are fantasies as teens may experience and process them, but from a viewer standpoint, their lack of meaning despite their emphasis throughout renders them superfluous.

I mentioned the stymieing of expectations, and this is the film’s biggest flaw.  We expect the primary conflict in the film to be between Mitchell and Jack with Debbie complicating things with her puppy love for Mitch and Mitch’s puppy love for Nikki (Brittney Powell) growing.  It isn’t.  We expect Mitchell to grudgingly gain the respect of his new peers by teaming up with them to beat the Preps in their beloved sport of hockey, thus learning something about himself and coming to admire his teammates as equals.  He doesn’t.  We expect Mitchell to get taken down a peg and understand that he doesn’t, in fact, have the answer to everything (something McDermott punctuates by constantly ending every sentence with a jaw-clenched rictus) and that there is as much value in the relationships he is forming in Ohio as those he left in California.  He doesn’t, and his obstinate self-righteousness is truly nerve-grinding to put up with, to boot.  In much the same way that the fantasies are essentially meaningless, the conflicts in the story are also meaningless, because the filmmakers don’t seem to care enough about any of them to develop them beyond passing fancies.  

I’m not sure if Bowman and company thought they were being more clever than they actually are in confounding audience assumptions at every turn, but by giving us surrogates to resolve those expectations and then deriving no real sense of progress with these surrogates, instead of providing us with something to champion as a standout work in a cliché genre, we get an admixture which is still enjoyable for the notes it hits but lacking in any resonance outside of its value as a snapshot of the Nineties (and not even a very illuminating snapshot, at that).  The film is still entertaining enough on a strictly surface level, and it could make a decent third feature on a triple bill with Rad and Thrashin’.  But all by its lonesome, it’s a schizophrenic mélange, a highlight reel of a more cohesive movie that may very well only exist in Mitchell Goosen’s fantasies.

MVT:  Bowman’s direction is highly capable, and the film looks great, so I certainly can’t take that away from anyone.  If he had a better script, however…

Make Or Break:  The race down the Devil’s Backbone (read: the entirety of Cincinnati, Ohio) is the standout.  It’s remarkably well-blocked, it’s well-edited by Harry B. Miller III, and the cinematography by Daryn Okada is dynamic and nicely framed, capturing the locations attractively.

Score:  6.75/10             

Monday, July 14, 2014

Episode #296: Pit Stop of the Eye

Welcome to an all new episode of the GGtMC!!!

This week we are sponsored by diabolikdvd.com and it was Sammy's turn to pick the selections this month. We cover Pit Stop (1969) dorected by Jack Hill and White of the Eye (1987) directed by Donald Cammel. 

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Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Episode #195: Over the Gutter

Welcome back Gentle Minions!!!

This week the Gents go to the arm wrestling championships in Las vegas to bring you reviews of Over the Top (1987) starring Sylvester Stallone and Men From the Gutter AKA An qu (1983) directed by Ngai Choi Lam.

Direct download: Over_the_Gutter.mp3

It was sweaty, it was meaty and you are gonna love it!!!

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