In the VCR the 1980 slasher goes
Twenty minutes in and my anger grows
Nothing of interest has happened
I can barely see as the film is darkened
Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit! Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit!
Playing in the VCR, click, click, click
“To All a Goodnight” is starting to make me sick
Here come the characters who have no personality
Changing partners as if it’s a normality
A killer dressed as a Santa to do away with them
Not a single death is even a gem
Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit! Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit!
Playing in the VCR, click, click, click
“To All a Goodnight” is starting to make me sick
Here come the cops to save the day
Instead they just become more killer prey
Longer the film goes, the more bored I get
This is worse than being in financial debt
Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit! Fuck, fuck fuck! What a piece of shit!
Playing in the VCR, click, click, click
“To All a Goodnight” has officially made me sick!
MVT: The Christmas setting. Not that it made the film that much better.
Make or Break: The nerd who was offered sex by a sexy vixen and tried to turn her down. Bullshit!
Final Score: 2/10
