In 1984, DC Comics introduced the
world to the character of Dan Cassidy.
Cassidy is a movie stuntman, and he’s hired to play a monster in a very
state-of-the-art costume that would likely make the late Stan Winston weep. While shooting on location, Nebiros, an
insectoid/dinosaurian demon is unleashed from his temple/tomb. Believing that Cassidy is another demon,
Nebiros attempts to drain the magical power from the man, but instead the
creature winds up fusing the tech suit permanently to Cassidy. Created by Dan Mishkin, Gary Cohn, and Paris
Cullins, the newly christened Blue Devil
had his own series which ran for thirty-two issues. One of the more interesting things about it
was that Cassidy became what was dubbed a “weirdness magnet,” because of the
fusion of technology and magic he embodied.
This communion was appealing to me as a kid for a couple of
reasons. One, I loved monster movies, so
anything that touched on that subject, even briefly, was attractive. Two, the character’s meshing of science
fiction and fantasy was appealing in much the same way that things like Karl
Edward Wagner’s Kane stories were. Of
course, eventually DC decided to just make Cassidy a plain, old demon, robbing
him of his more intriguing aspects but leaving his Average Joe outlook on most
things. I bring this up because Pearl
Chang’s Wolf Devil Woman (aka Lang Nu Bai Mo aka Wolfen Queen) has a villain whom the subtitles refer to alternately
as Red Devil and Blue Devil. While I
guess you can say inspiration struck me at that moment, you can equally make
the case that I just threw any old thing together to fill up space. Much like Chang’s film.
Red/Blue Devil tortures some guy
on a crucifix in front of his gathered gang of grim ghouls. Horrified, Warrior of Steel Sparrow and his
wife Jade flee with their infant, but the parents die, and the infant is
carried off by a white wolf. Raised in
an ice cave by said wolf (as essayed by a German Shepherd), the baby grows into
a woman. Meanwhile, gormless Lee and
Wong search for the mystical ginseng root that can defeat the Devil. They encounter the eponymous Woman, teach her
to read and write, name her Snowflower, and get her tangled up in all this
nonsense.
Wolf
Devil Woman posits itself as a standard
Kung Fu revenge film. Like many of the
martial arts films released around this same time (or just Taiwanese genre
cinema in general), it ramps up its odd elements to add some flavor to the proceedings. So, Red/Blue Devil wears a mesh KKK hood with
a jolly roger on it. The majority of his
lackies are red-garbed ninja. A couple of
his henchmen are outright demons (or maybe they just dress the part; Their
faces are actual, immobile, store-bought Halloween masks; Yes, really). Snowflower lives in a stylized ice cave with
weird, bubbling, green springs. She also
dresses, at first, in wolf skins (this would be like a caveman dressing in
caveman skins, but waste not, want not, I guess), and she sports an
honest-to-God stuffed dog doll on her head (the first time I saw it waltzing across
the crest of a snow drift, I thought it was supposed to be a wolf as played by
a puppet, and this brought forth pleasant memories of Danger Five). Master Chu is
the wise and wizened wizard who knows all and whose machinations the other
characters serve.
The setup ostensibly tells the story of
Snowflower's thirst for vengeance from the cradle to the grave. Yet, Chang (who also wrote the script and
plays Snowflower) gives us a narrative that flounders in three parts, none of
which fully satisfy. The first third is
the story of Snowflower's discovery and her introduction to semi-civilized
society. This section drags on
endlessly, with only the Wuxian straightening of her spine as any sort of
gratification. The second section moves
the central plot along a bit with the Devil carrying out his plan for world
mastery in the most tangential ways possible.
The third section, then, is Snowflower's ineluctable blooming into a
superhero, signified by her learning to dress in actual cloth, gaining her own
specialty weapon (a couple of oversized claws strung together with a tether of
fur), and defeating the villains. For as
dull as the first third is, the last two are equally bewildering in their
staccato pacing and confused editing (no real surprise for movies of this era
and area, so a part of me accepts this while a part of me still finds it a task
to sit through). Chang loves her smash
zooms, and she also loves to repeat the same shot multiple times in rapid
succession for effect (the only one is achieves is ridiculousness). The possibilities for greatness are
here. They just have no controlling hand
to guide them.
The overriding concept of the Sunflower
character herself is the division between the animal and the civilized
worlds. Her origin lies in the world of
Men and the evil that resides in it. Her
parents are aghast at the lengths to which the Devil goes (possibly because of
the presence of their daughter and their desire to maintain her innocence, but
we also have no inkling why they were there in the first place). The wolf that adopts her is pure, natural, and
true to herself (in the same way that the wolves who adopted Mowgli were). Snowflower grows up and gains powers through
the naturally growing ginseng root.
Nevertheless, because she behaves in a way antithetical to the mores of
civilized men, she has to be changed, tamed against the social ignorance she
has known (biting people is a no-no, for example). As a result, she finds love, but she also has
to face the fact that this maturation (for want of a better term) could lead to
her death. In the same way that the
blood of her parents shielded her as a baby, so too does her blood protect the
world. It's actually all quite biblical
in a few ways.
I admire Chang for getting Wolf Devil Woman made and with the
seeming degree of control she maintained on it.
Unfortunately, it's just not that good.
While it has the garish look and ludicrous premise which make films like
these fun, it also muddles the action beyond the verge of disappointment. The characters are colorful to look at, but
none of them have any sort of compelling personalities or really do much of
interest. Bizarrely, Wong, the painful
comic relief gets more focus than anyone else, and man, that's just a pitfall
that no wolf woman can dig her way out of.
MVT: Chang
gets all of the credit and the blame for this one.
Make
or Break:
The lengthy sequence of Lee and Wong hanging out with Sunflower in her
ice cave stops any momentum dead in its tracks.
Score: 5/10
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